ian

ian
1. (ian) (3590↑, 1367↓)
code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock\!

Author: emily allen http://ian.urbanup.com/2390167
2. (Ian) (2759↑, 1003↓)
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.

Author: brotherlylove http://ian.urbanup.com/3300134
3. (ian) (2074↑, 1011↓)
conversational climax; a mind orgasm

I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter\! The rubix cube gave me an ian.

4. (Ian) (1626↑, 579↓)
Derived from Scotland. Ian is the scottish form of John. Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.' Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny. He is a rare breed.

That guy over there must be called Ian.

5. (ian) (1475↑, 562↓)
a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.

kirby: i'm bored stiff. alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.

6. (ian) (1095↑, 308↓)
A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.

Dude\! Did you see that guy's penis? Yea it was such an ian.

Author: Bill Arentte http://ian.urbanup.com/3884109
7. (ian) (664↑, 68↓)
Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.

Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him? Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome\!

8. (Ian) (371↑, 83↓)
Ian: the guy who makes your heart stop. Who takes your breath away with everything he says. The guy who gives you butterflies that you can't stop even if you try your hardest. The best guy on the face of the earth. I love you Ian(:

I [love] you Ian\<3

Author: mylovemyworld http://ian.urbanup.com/4706164
9. (Ian) (871↑, 605↓)
Scottish version of the English name John. The corruption stems from as late as 1989 from the Indiana Jones film "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". In this film, Harrison Ford plays Indiana (Dr) Jones, who nearly plunges to his death when he steps on the letter "J" as the first letter of the word "Jehovah", when every good classical scholar knows that this word actually begines with an "I". Therefore, seeing as though I was actually born in 1979, for the first 10 years of my life I was known as "Jan", and it was only with the release of this film that my true name of "Ian" was made known to me through the self eveident truths of Holywood.

Jehovah\! no sorry, I mean Iahovah\! no, I mean Ian

10. (Ian) (202↑, 63↓)
The best husband, an awsome friend, a sweet guy who is a genuine good guy.

That Ian sure loves his wife. Ians my best freind. Ian always takes care of his family.

11. (Ian) (117↑, 35↓)
Somebody who everyone thinks is "uncool" but on the inside he is caring, and he is emotionally intelligent, able to feel what you are feeling, as well as good looking ;) Most people named Ian came be defined as above.

1) We love you IAN\! 2) That [dude] is such an Ian.

Author: NicoleDaAwesomeChick http://ian.urbanup.com/5015805
12. (Ian) (502↑, 420↓)
Probably one of the greatest beings on the face of this earth, he is very quick witted and always knows how to make everyone laugh oh and also, hes a ginger.

Woah, that kid is such an Ian\!

Author: \@%$\@&^%\!$ http://ian.urbanup.com/3316741
13. (Ian) (89↑, 15↓)
Someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective. Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. An Ian will always always always be there for you.

Wow, that guy is so Ian\!

14. (ian) (145↑, 93↓)
a 45 minute shower

"im horny\! im gonna go take an ian\!"

Author: ajhgairgnilgn http://ian.urbanup.com/4068349
15. (Ian) (64↑, 15↓)
Awesome

Jessica: Gosh, Why aren't you ticklish?? Daniel: It's Ian. It's cuz he's awesome. He could stand in a battle field and not get hit at all and he'd just be standing there with his sunglasses on and say, "It's cuz I'm awesome." Ian: It's cuz I'm awesome\!

16. (ian) (63↑, 15↓)
noun: a very sexy thing

He's such an ian.

Author: me.myself.and.I http://ian.urbanup.com/5433197
17. (Ian) (129↑, 83↓)
1) A popular [Scottish] name 2) To be artistically creative. 3) Code name for an [anigav].

1) Ian is an awesome name from the best nation on earth\! 2) Yo, that kid writes, acts and plays guitar; he Ians 24/7\! 3) -You're an Ian\! -A what?

18. (Ian) (56↑, 16↓)
Hot, sexy, cute, and an all around awesome guy. He is good at grinding, and plenty of other amazing things to rock a girls world.

I want to go over to Ian and have "fun"

19. (Ian) (238↑, 207↓)
Sex position when the man inserts the nose into the womans vagina while holding a slab of meat (preferably beef) in the left hand and a star wars action figure in the right

'Do the Ian\!'

Author: Ann T. Social http://ian.urbanup.com/3453135
20. (Ian) (51↑, 20↓)
to ian: verb The act of walking extraordinarily quickly and strongly, tank like, must not be confused with the movement of an armoured vehicle. Very useful for walking up hills, or for The Duke of Edinburgh award.

Wow, we really ianed that hill\!

Author: rachelcullen77 http://ian.urbanup.com/5045048
21. (Ian) (30↑, 3↓)
Simply the most amazing, perfect, breathtaking, heart stopping individual to ever grace the earth with his presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he wasn't here. Astoundingly intelligent, hilariously witty, amazingly beautiful, and simply the epitomé of sheer awesomeness. Any words that you can think of that is any way complementary embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" Chuck Norris' hearts stops. The only reason he isn't dead yet is because he's immortal. Like Ian. Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his awesome ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian. Many have died due to sheer ecstasy simply thinking of being named a friend of Ian. The highest honour possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding trying to wrap their head around the concept.

Sam: "You know Ian, right?" Jason: "Of course I know IAN, he's only the supreme emperor of the entire multiverse\!" Sam: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and he thanked him for it" Jason: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all"

22. (Ian) (31↑, 4↓)
Ian. A guy who is simply incredible. He's perfect. A simply amazing kisser. The best boyfriend in the world. He's sweet, and caring, and no matter what happens, what him or I do, I will always love him. With all my heart. He understands and is just the guy you would want, girls. But too bad, I'm his girl and he's my soulmate. He's taken \<3

Ian: I love u babe Me: I love you too \<3 Ian: Love me forever? Me: What else could I do in life? (:

Author: Ian'sGirl\<33 http://ian.urbanup.com/6005832
23. (Ian) (46↑, 30↓)
A [bear] of a man who is secretly [nerdy].

Girl: Did you see that guy inside [Urban Outfitters]?\!? Friend: Oh man, he was such an Ian...

Author: i just saw an Ian\! http://ian.urbanup.com/4990364
24. (Ian) (15↑, 1↓)
Ian is an extremely hot guy. He can hook up with any lady at any time. The best at everything, including sex. He is the farthest from being gay or bi. An Ian can ONLY be straight. Ian's are awesome friends and can do all things well. Ian= Good Baby Making

Chris: Did you see that Ian? He is so hot. I wish I could hook up with him but I know I can't because he's not gay. Jastina: OMG\! Did you see that sexy dude at the party with that huge cock. He's definitely an Ian. Meaghan: Yea\! I saw him\! He gets all the ladies\!\! He'll PWN you\! (if you know what i mean ;)

25. (ian) (22↑, 12↓)
the exact moment a penis erects

uh oh i just ian ed\!

26. (Ian) (10↑, 5↓)
Oh,where to start. Ian is a truly amazing friend. He has the most beautiful bright green eyes and his smile lights up the whole room when he walks in. He comes off as a total jerk,but he's really a nice,funny guy. Ian is also very smart and dorky. He loves searching things he doesn't know about on Google. Ian is always there for you when you need him. That is of course,if you are friends with him. He's a blond at heart. Ian loves video games,television,and movies. Comedy is definitely his favorite genre when it comes to movies and tv. Ian absolutely LOVES to laugh. He'll laugh at almost anything. He's very sweet when he wants to be and cares A LOT about his friends. Ian is my best friend.

Girl\#1-Eww it's Ian. Girl\#2-Yuck\! Ian..what a jerk\! Girl\#3-Silence. Girl\#4-Hi Ian\! Girl\#5-Silence. Boy\#1-Hey look it's Ian. Girl\#6-You know what people Ian is my best friend so shut up\! He's AWESOME\!

Author: awesomeanonymous http://ian.urbanup.com/5847133
27. (Ian) (5↑, 1↓)
A guy who everyone loves, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Someone who would give the shirt off his for you. Ian is amazingly talented\! A guy worth crying for... Ian is is an amazing artist and songwriter. He is so nice that he would jump in front of a bus for you. It's a blessing to know someone like him. He has a great sence of humor and a laugh thats funnier than the joke:). He has a personality that make you melt on the inside. He makes you feel so special and indescribable it's crazy. ALL AROUND GREAT, AMAZING, AND AWESOME MAN YOU WILL EVER MEET\!\!\! period.

Girl 1: hey who's that guy? He seems so sweet and nice i wish i knew him\! Girl 2: I dont know looks like an Ian to me...

Author: Ian's art buddy;D http://ian.urbanup.com/5872163
28. (Ian) (5↑, 4↓)
An extremely sweet guy with great legs. Ian is very awkward and doesn't like what everyone else does. Some might say he is a hipster. They usually like their own kind.

Girl: Gee, Ian was really awkward today.

Author: Hoobuddyhoolabuddyla http://ian.urbanup.com/6109742
29. (Ian) (41↑, 40↓)
Ian is the English form of Iain, which itself is the Scottish form of John. Which is an English name.

You're the Ian that spells hsi name the right way right? Iain: "Yes, I-a-i-n"

30. (Ian) (0↑, 0↓)
1.The act of bobbing your head while you talk 2. necrophiliac

1. Omg, my teacher is so annoying\! he ians all the time\! 2. What an ian\!

Author: Carlos Gibert http://ian.urbanup.com/5877582
31. (Ian) (15↑, 17↓)
A guy who is Somewhat emo, plays guitar gracefully or easily, dances B-Boy.

Woah\! I think that guy is Ian his awesome.

32. (Ian) (2↑, 5↓)
A strange individual. His favorite beverage is urine. He has been known hate everything. Also known as "The Pisshead"

You know that pisshead, Ian, whom drank your piss. Whom? What does that mean? You must have talked to him, because your dumb now.

Author: Theangryafricanamerican http://ian.urbanup.com/6271211
33. (Ian) (333↑, 343↓)
a player, someone who flirts with every girl and doesn't care who they hurt. Don't let his beautiful Puerto Rican skin fool you, no matter how hot he is. Put some Wasabi sauce in his mashed potatoes when he's not looking.

Man look at that jerk. He's such an ian.

34. (Ian) (1↑, 15↓)
AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.

Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian

35. (Ian) (4↑, 19↓)
A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1 "Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me\!" "that sucks." example2 "A Ian tried to get me into another expensive [blowjob] again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood\!"

36. (Ian) (1↑, 16↓)
A strange asian with a rather large head. Typically dates girls who have large boobs. Likes to play guitar and talk like a baby. He is also scared to go to the pool because he is insecure about his body.

"Whoa. Look at that guys girlfriend, her tits are HUGE." "His name must be Ian\!"

Author: SexayLaday6969 http://ian.urbanup.com/6017191
37. (ian) (3↑, 18↓)
a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian

person 1:" woah did you see that guy?" person 2: yeah hes an ian\!\! person 1: who's that girl with him? person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends" person 1: dayum they must love each other \<3

38. (Ian) (5↑, 22↓)
A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.

Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already? Marty: Get him drunk stunna\!

Author: seeISeverywhere http://ian.urbanup.com/5813723
39. (Ian) (17↑, 37↓)
Ian is an Acryonym for '' I Am Nigger ''.

Used in school for when you are not very bright..you can shout Ian and you will be kept back 1 year in school.

40. (ian) (11↑, 52↓)
a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts. Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way. acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool. has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.

that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole

41. (Ian) (16↑, 65↓)
A giant, Likes cousins, Ian's enjoy starbucks, Like to help people, On the rebound, Getting old, Looks like a twin, Has a touch of the downs, Ians are amazing :)

Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.

Author: Immarocuian http://ian.urbanup.com/4730753
42. (Ian) (84↑, 136↓)
Ian the Christmas Monkey Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey. Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course\!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast. The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.

Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box. Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue\!

Author: david mckay http://ian.urbanup.com/2257021
43. (ian) (31↑, 90↓)
bridgets BEST FRIEND. obsessed with pop-tarts and unicorns. :)

omg its iiiiiiiaaaaannnnn\! xD hi ian.

Author: squirtleLOVESjews http://ian.urbanup.com/4622750
44. (Ian) (30↑, 92↓)
a creepy male

Girl: I'm pretty sure that man's been following us for a long time... Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex... Girl: He is Ian

Author: sayyywhat?\! http://ian.urbanup.com/4926151
45. (Ian) (48↑, 115↓)
Drinking half full beer that no one takes responsibility for. Generally associated with [cody].

let me just ian these beers and we can get out of here.

Author: cyber bully http://ian.urbanup.com/3695571
46. (Ian) (51↑, 119↓)
Typically dates Scene kids. Dyes his hair constantly. Is often reffered to as the little brother of his older sibling. He never wears pants, only shorts. Ians typically need to shave more often. They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed. Tends to have very many crazy exes. Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.

"I had amazing sex last night" "Ah, must have been an Ian"

Author: rawwwrrrhxc http://ian.urbanup.com/3987368
47. (Ian) (42↑, 116↓)
Incredibly Aggressive Non-Negotiable Problems

Wow man that kid has one big Ian on his hands.

Author: measinyouasini http://ian.urbanup.com/3821912
48. (Ian) (48↑, 124↓)
To become so violently ill that you projectile shit and vomit all over the walls and floor while simultaneously ripping the sink of the wall. This act is done at a party, with the door open.

The bathroom is destroyed, you pulled solid ian everywhere.

Author: Chopper the Hog http://ian.urbanup.com/4326822
49. (Ian) (10↑, 95↓)
The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)

Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?\!

50. (ian) (16↑, 107↓)
has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake

ian wanker arogant tiny (mind and body) kinda reject intelsley annoying nobody sad or pathetic

Author: haha exactly http://ian.urbanup.com/4993086
51. (ian) (14↑, 105↓)
Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.

Dude, quit being an ian.

Author: paperfacecut http://ian.urbanup.com/4800135
52. (Ian) (25↑, 117↓)
1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis. 2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin. 3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.

Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night? Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian. Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians. Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY\! Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian\! Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night? Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.

53. (ian) (21↑, 114↓)
fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.

did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything

Author: jackson hilimiphilabobilack http://ian.urbanup.com/5026336
54. (Ian) (18↑, 111↓)
A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.

I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.

Author: torrance_burgundy http://ian.urbanup.com/4620248
55. (Ian) (21↑, 121↓)
A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.

Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?" Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality' Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?' Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'

Author: MathewHourigan http://ian.urbanup.com/4561011
56. (Ian) (33↑, 158↓)
Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak. someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective\!

"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he. Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"

Author: oldblihqegobveit http://ian.urbanup.com/3876936
57. (Ian) (53↑, 190↓)
A guy who fucks his dog

Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc

58. (Ian) (11↑, 155↓)
A Girl with Goldy lock hair. AKA Fiona. Smelly Horse\!

hey look at the IAN in the trash can.

59. (Ian) (83↑, 254↓)
A name used for a game freak and or dungeons and Dragons player. Who is typically addicted to games such as W.O.W and seems to love those real time roleplaying games. A nice guy who is an awesome friend but who needs to be corrupted a bit more not to mention get back in his opposite hall's halo games.

Man that Ian always in playing his games. He's never going to hang with us unless we download W.O.W.

60. (Ian) (23↑, 197↓)
A term used to mean "see\!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"

If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian\!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".

61. (Ian) (67↑, 266↓)
complete and total whore. normally comes with bad achne and a strong smell of must. very big ego. not as big penis.

sally: should i go out with that guy? pam: i wouldn't, he looks like a total ian.

62. (Ian) (77↑, 311↓)
Another name for a big time fag with a big time head

That guy definitely looks like a Ian.

Author: Chris Phung http://ian.urbanup.com/2306852
63. (Ian) (58↑, 299↓)
A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.

God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?

Author: Justin Chang http://ian.urbanup.com/1769294
64. (ian) (198↑, 459↓)
A ginger person who rapes children.

"Oh is that Ian around again" "It's only Ian"

Author: Danny da best http://ian.urbanup.com/2902838
65. (Ian) (124↑, 387↓)
The kind of a guy that does not mind if you shit on his chest or face. The guy that will dry hump your leg and leave a cum stain. The kind of guy that will fuck a monkey for fun. That the definition of an Ian.

the definition of an Ian

66. (Ian) (110↑, 380↓)
Another name for a bum, anus or arsehole.

Hey Biggins, your Ian is hairy and smells of old cabbage. Alan, your Ian is tiny and smooth - can i snuggle up next to your Ian?

Author: Christopher Biggins http://ian.urbanup.com/2828247
67. (Ian) (107↑, 401↓)
A person who has a big Jewish nose, and is very smart. He has no friends, and likes Guitar Hero. All the girls despise him.

Wow dont be such an Ian.

68. (ian) (109↑, 435↓)
(Noun): A person pertaining to the profession of homosexual male prostitution, normally implying that the prostitute has a sexually transmitted disease. Typically these diseases only include gonarreah and facial and anal herpes. The anus of an ian is swollen due to the pounding received by his clients. He may bleed randomly and unexplicably out of his anus because of the large amount of burst blood vessels.

I pounded an Ian the other day, when my male lover just wouldn't do it for me, but now I have gonarreah.

Author: Wikipedia3456 http://ian.urbanup.com/3013272
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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  • ian — ian·thine; ian·thin·i·dae; ian·thi·nite; isa·ian; ital·ian·ism; ital·ian·ist; ital·ian·i·ty; ital·ian·iza·tion; ital·ian·ize; ital·ian·iz·er; ital·ian·ly; james·ian; kal·a·poo·ian; kant·ian·ism; keats·ian; kleist·ian; kor·do·fan·ian;… …   English syllables

  • Ian — ist eine schottisch gälische Variante des Vornamens Johannes. Weitere Varianten sind Iain, Eian und Eoin. Namensträger Vorname Ian Anderson (* 1947), britischer Sänger Ian Bowyer (* 1951), englischer Fußballspieler und trainer Ian Brennan (Autor) …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Ian — Cette page d’homonymie répertorie les différents sujets et articles partageant un même nom. {{{image}}}   Sigles d une seule lettre   Sigles de deux lettres > Sigles de trois lettres …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Ian D'Sa — Ian D Sa, ici en arrière plan du chanteur de Billy Talent, Ben Kow …   Wikipédia en Français

  • ian — interj. (pop.) Ia! (1, 2). – Ia + ni (= ne). Trimis de gall, 13.01.2003. Sursa: DEX 98  IAN interj. v. iată, uite, vezi. Trimis de siveco, 13.09.2007. Sursa: Sinonime  ian interj. Trim …   Dicționar Român

  • ianətən — ə. ianə olaraq, ianə yolu ilə …   Klassik Azərbaycan ədəbiyyatında islənən ərəb və fars sözləri lüğəti

  • Ian — m Scottish version of JOHN (SEE John), now very widely used as an independent given name in the broader English speaking world, where it has largely lost its connection both with Scotland and with John. The Gaelic form Iain is popular in Scotland …   First names dictionary

  • -ian — variant of suffix AN (Cf. an) used with stem endings in i, from L. ianus ( anus). In Middle English, frequently ien, from words borrowed via French …   Etymology dictionary

  • Ian — masc. proper name, Scottish form of JOHN (Cf. John) …   Etymology dictionary

  • -ian — [ē ən, yən, ən] [Fr or L: Fr ien < L ianus < I stem ending + anus: see AN] suffix AN [Indian, reptilian] …   English World dictionary

  • Ian — [ē′ən] n. a masculine name: var. Iain: see JOHN1 …   English World dictionary

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